🍌 JESSE. BANANA BALL. WE NEED TO TALK.

We've got a pitch. And absolutely no chill.

Six mascots. Six marriages. Six wives with wildly different personalities. One group chat that's already gone off the rails.

We've imagined their relationships, their rivalries, and what happens when this beautifully dysfunctional family descends on Cooperstown.

It's called Married to Mascots. And things have escalated.

We know every corner of baseball's hometown, and we're ready to weave Banana Ball's personalities into its legendary places, stories, and history.

We've got the concept. The creative team. The production budget. And we're willing to put our marketing dollars where our bananas are.

We don't just want Banana Ball to visit the Home of Baseball. We want to make you part of its legacy.

All we need is 20 minutes to pitch you the deck.

🍌 JESSE, EMAIL US. WE HAVE A DECK.

LET'S. PLAY. BALL .➡️ Bananas@thisiscooperstown.com 

P.S. The husbands are getting along beautifully. It's the wives we're worried about.